Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we

going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me

when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.

You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?

You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

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The husband calmly replied, No, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

This is why I always carry duct tape in the car with me ...

If the bitch gets outta line, tape her mouth, tape her to the seat, and tape her hands behind her back until you get to your location :p Either that or slide the passenger side into a tree ...

If the bitch gets outta line, tape her mouth, tape her to the seat, and tape her hands behind her back until you get to your location :p Either that or slide the passenger side into a tree ...Yah but that gets to be awfully hard on the car...I agree with your first response...

I like that, lol. Unfortunely, my problem is that my girl makes very small hand gestures just outside my peripheral vision, then yells at me for missing the exit or failing to see the CHP.

This is why I always carry duct tape in the car with me ...

If the bitch gets outta line, tape her mouth, tape her to the seat, and tape her hands behind her back until you get to your location :p Either that or slide the passenger side into a tree ...

bhahahah...I bet the next time your gf is on your msn she'd LOVE to hear that...!!! LOL

nice post tho..SO hilarious..where'd you get it from?

:lol: :laugh: :rofl:

lol, sooooo true.

actually not at all, my girlfriend doesnt tend to get mad at me when i drive... probably because last time she started complaining about my driving i let go of the wheel and told her to take over. heh <- recommended solution.

brace yourself for screaming of course.

lol, sooooo true.

actually not at all, my girlfriend doesnt tend to get mad at me when i drive... probably because last time she started complaining about my driving i let go of the wheel and told her to take over. heh <- recommended solution.

brace yourself for screaming of course.

Damn!! I wish I thought of that first!!

Haha, somewhat true... Good thing my Girlfriend isn't like that.